Ned Seagoon: Major Bloodnok! I didn’t recognise you in that false room!

Bloodnok: Well I was only wearing it to keep the rain off. I wouldn’t wear it out of doors, of course.

Ned Seagoon: Of course. Let me help you off with it.

Bloodnok: Thank you. Good heavens! We’re outside and it’s raining in the direction of down!

Ned Seagoon: We’d better put your room on in the direction of on!

Bloodnok: That’s better. It’s much warmer with this direction on. Now Neddie, pull up a chair and sit down.

Ned Seagoon: I’d rather stand, if you don’t mind.

Bloodnok: Well, pull up a floor then.

 

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