Bluebottle: Now, man, I was trained in Judo by the great Bert. Using the body as a counter-pivot to displace the opponent, I use the great Bert’s method of throwing the opponent to his death! Be warned, Moriarty, one false move and you die by Bert’s method!

Moriarty: Take that!

[thud]

Bluebottle: AHOO! Wait till I see that twit Bert.

Eccles: You- you hit my friend Bottle again and see what happens!

[thud]

Bluebottle: AHOO!

Eccles: See, that’s what happens!

 

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